The incredible irony of seeing Scott Walker on a motorcycle in Iowa



Look at Scott Walker on a motorcyle in Iowa! He's just like an ordinary guy! And look, there's Senator Jodi Ernst with him! He's with a woman! He's not only an ordinary guy, he likes women too!

I understand this is part of his campaign. But when I see Scott Walker on a motorcycle I laugh at how pathetic it is, because he supports the big ethanol lobby, at the expense of all American drivers. Ethanol raises the overall cost of fueling our cars, and, because it diverts corn out of the food supply, raised the overall prices of food, all to benefit a few fat cats in farm states. Walker was against subsidies in Wisconsin, but said he was for them in Iowa--he has a different policy depending on what state he's in, at the moment. And this makes him presidential material?

And Jodi Ernst is not much better. She's been in office for five months, and supposedly was supported by the Tea Party. Before her current motorcycle appearance, have you heard one word from her in five months, speaking out against Obamacare, speaking out against Amnesty, speaking out against anything Obama is doing, or speaking out period? Not a word. The first sign I see of her in five months is wearing goofy googles and a black helmet playing celebrity motorcycle rider with Scott Walker for the cameras.



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People in Blue States seek psychiatric help 50% more often than in Red States


People who live in liberal states search for psychologists on Google 50% more, per capita, than people from conservative states. Vermont has the most searchers for mental health help, at 74% greater than the national average, which makes sense, since it is a far-left state with a socialist Senator, Bernie Sanders, who likes to talk about the joys of rape. People in liberal Massachusetts and far-left New York search 55% and 56% more often for therapists as well (California, which you would expect to be worst of all, is "only" 41% above average). By contrast, in Idaho, (adjusted for population size), people search 51% less often for therapists, 34% less often in Wyoming, and 29% less in Oklahoma. There is also an astonishing 76% more therapists per capita in Blue States.
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Columbia University student Emma Sulkowicz made a name for herself by showing up at her graduation with a mattress strapped on her back. She claimed that her then boy friend raped her during anal sex and the school didn't take action. Sulkowicz doesn't talk about the fact, however, that she waited eight months before filing a police report, or that the police found insufficient grounds to prosecute.
But now that she's graduated, she is continuing the fight, by starring in soft-core porn videos and uploading them to the web, which she apparently calls a work of art.

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Huff Po: It's cheaper to give homeless people homes than not to give them homes


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The most unbelievable poll ever to appear in the New York Times


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