Pansexual legislator feels underserved by Lesbians


When I first read the article stating that Texas state representative Mary Gonzalez was the first "pansexual" to be elected to the Texas legislature, I didn't quite know what to make of it.

Since her name was Spanishy, I immediately thought of the word "pan", which is Spanish for bread. Maybe this was a woman who was physically attracted to bread, perhaps French or the harder and more slender Italian loaves. After all, families come in all sizes now--not just man and woman, but man and man, woman and woman, so why not woman and baguette?

Then I remembered in ancient Greece, the Greeks considered Pan to be a god of shepards and companions of nymphs, and while the top part of him was a man, he had the legs and genitalia of a goat. But Rep. Gonzalez didn't look like her bottom half was a goat, although from her pants legs it was hard to be certain.

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After winning her Democratic primary in May, Mary Gonzalez made international headlines as “Texas’ first openly lesbian representative.”

But Gonzalez is not really a lesbian.

Without giving a more specific label, Gonzalez eventually went by “gay,” which naturally led to “lesbian.” And by then, she said, her sexuality was so lost that she thought it best to wait until after the election to clarify amid other battles she was fighting during the campaign.

Do you think this is deceitful? I mean, she campaigned as a lesbian, but she was really pansexual. People may have voted for her believing she enjoyed a different kind of sex. Could this be considered campaign fraud?

In an exclusive interview with Dallas Voice this week, Gonzalez said she identifies as “pansexual,” an orientation many would call bisexual, except pansexuals don’t believe in a gender binary and can be attracted to all gender identities.

So if Gonzalez is not gender binary she must be gender analog. She's like one of those old TV's that when you turn to channel three you get a mixture of channels two and four. So unlike bisexuals, who date "only" men and women, pansexuals date men, women, men dressed up as women, people who are women on the top half, men (or goat) on the bottom half, etc.

After coming out as bisexual at 21, Gonzalez said a few years later she started dating “gender-queer” and transgender people, and later identified as pan.

So she's pan. I still wonder what they would think of that in Spanish speaking countries. And in France, do you think she could be called "Au Bon Painsexual"? And if there are pansexuals, does it mean there are also potsexuals?

Mainstream media called her the Latina lesbian lawmaker

Kinky and alliterative, all at the same time! Or how about the "Pansexual Phallic Phemale"?

First homosexuals demanded we approve of their lifestyle and teach it to our kids, and when we lost that battle, we thought at least we were done. Then transvestites came along and demanded to be peeping toms in the bathrooms, and when we lost that battle, we thought at least we were done. And now there is "pansexual". In truth, as long as the Left has an imagination for perversity it will never over.



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