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Jeb Bush argues persuasively why he shouldn't be nominated


Jeb Bush, the Latino Rachel Dolezal of the Republican Party, really wowed me with his announcement speech for President. For one thing, it was in English, and I didn't even have to press one to hear it that way. For another, Bush made a strong, passionate argument explaining why he should not be the nominee of the Republican party, and I for one was totally convinced. He's quite a persuasive speaker!
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