A question for Nancy Pelosi: who is a better kisser, Obama or Boehner?



Nancy Pelosi is a real kissing bug. She's been seen kissing both Obama

and John Boehner

But the question is, which does she like better? She's looking miiiiighty satisfied in the first photo, where Obama is busy working his way to her lips. Note how her eyelids are drooping, she looks like she's zoned out, like a kitten knocked out by catnip, or a very satisifed puppy having her belly rubbed.

Now look at the photo with Boehner. Note specifically the hand on the right side. Looks like a claw, doesn't it? It looks like I photoshopped it in from a Star Trek episode, does it not? And yet it is not from a Star Trek episode nor is it photoshopped; it is actually Nancy Pelosi's real claw/hand. The only question is what is she trying to do--to push him away, or get a better grip? Is the kiss so terrible that she is trying to push him off on Steny Hoyer, or is she so much in the grips of passion that she's clenching his shoulder? We might have a better answer to this if we could see what Boehner's hands are doing, but unfortunately the photo does not go this low.

In this era of hyperpartisanship, isn't it great that the Democratic President and the Republican speaker of the house can both cooperate to share the same woman in their lives?

(Abridged version originally published in AT)



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