Study finds women turn to lesbians due to lack of boyfriends


Women are more likely to have lesbian sex when they can't have sex with men, an authoritative study authored by Elizabeth McClintock, of the University of Notre Dame in Indiana finds.
Dr McClintock said that women may be less likely to experiment with bisexuality when they find it particularly easy to find a male partner.

She said: ‘Women who are initially successful in partnering with men, as is more traditionally expected, may never explore their attraction to other women.

‘However, women with the same sexual attractions, but less favourable heterosexual options may have greater opportunity to experiment with same-sex partners.’

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So it seems that women who are unable to get boyfriends have to settle for lesbian sex. Do you think a non-profit group composed of men could be set up to volunteer to help less fortunate women who don't have that option available? Do you think if lesbians knew firsthand what they were missing from sleeping with men that they might be convinced to give up their women kissing ways?

The study also discovered that less attractive women are more likely to become lesbians. At this poiint, you probably think I'm making this up, don't you? But no:

her analysis showed that attractive women were more likely to think of themselves as purely heterosexual.
If true, do you think a makeover could help convince women that they are heterosexual? Here are some tips for ladies who want to attract men so they don't have to settle for a lesbian lover:

1) Don't chop your hair off. Styling your hair like a WW II Japanese POW is a surefire way to repel guys.

2) Don't wear thick granny glasses. You may think they make you look smart, but they really make you look like grandma.

3) Don't wear earrings bigger than your fist or longer than a garrote. Men want to date a head, not a chandelier.

4) Try to smile at men. Even if it pains you at first.

5) When a man compliments you or holds a door open for you, don't snap, "Why did you say that?" Practice being friendly with a friend, or if none is available, use a mirror.



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