Women's prisons control bad girls with tampon reward system
The New York Times spilled a goodly amount of ink talking about a very pressing issue: how tampons are used to reward women prisoners who are well behaved.
Feminists worry "Pussy hats" marginalize men disguised as women
A feminist with three names, Phoebe Maltz Bovy (I pity Mr., or Mrs. Bovy), writing in the WaPo worried that the use of "pussy hats" in anti-Trump demonstrations marginalizes men disguised as women, since men disguised as women do not have vaginas, and "pussy hats" are symbols of vaginas, as well as many feminists' secret desire to be groped by a man as wealthy as Donald Trump.
Women marines outraged soldiers watched their sex videos
What do you do if you're a woman, in the Marines, and you make a sex video, and your fellow marines see it? Claim you're being sexually harassed, of course!
Are women with two last names modern, or mean?
Women with two last names, their maiden name and the name of their husbands (sometimes connected with the dreaded hyphen), used to be almost exclusively strident feminists who felt they were losing their identity by taking their husband's last name while discarding their own. Hillary Clinton always became Hillary "Rodham" Clinton after she won an election; and Debbie "Wasserman" Schultz always used both names even as people parodied her as Debbie "Was a Man" Schultz. But women other than hardcore feminists seem to be using two names as well.
Sexist man, trying to silence Kellyanne Conway, hands her a megaphone
Walter Shaub, the holdover head of the office of Government Ethics and an Obama donor, is trying to silence Kellyanne Conway. Shaub criticized Conway for saying that people should buy Ivanka Trump's product lines. This criticism is like a drop of water in the sea compared to the cronyism and crimes of the previous administration. Where was Shaub while Bill Clinton was meeting with Loretta Lynch on a plane? Where was Shaub when Obama was giving guns to Mexican gunrunners, or failing to enforce the law, or making his own laws?
Trump victory encouraging liberal women to have more responsible sex
Donald Trump's electoral victory has encouraged liberal leaning women to have more responsible sex. Specifically, at the same time Trump won the election women started having more IUD's put into themselves.
What kind of men sign up for the women's march on Washington?
There's going to be a women's march on Washington for all those who were "with her!" and not "with him!". Most of the attendees will be hardcore feminist women, but some men are attending as well:
Is the "yoga pants uniform" too revealing for American culture?
When I linved in the West Coast one of the things I was surprised to see was women, walking on the streets, almost all wearing the same pants-- stretch pants, usually black stretch pants. It was like a uniform. And it wasn't just worn by joggers, it was worn by women from all walks of life. And sometimes, it is so revealing that you can see deeply into the crack leading into women's backsides or even the openings of their genitals from the front.
Masculine White Men more likely to be mentally ill, says new "study"
What would we do without psychological studies about sex and gender? We've had studies that most women are "part lesbian"; that lack of access to sports bras deter girls from playing sports; a study showing that women are more likely to become lesbian if they don't have ready access to men; and a landmark study showing that female chimpanzees are more likely to be domineering feminists.
Feminists vent Trump anger on husbands, boyfriends, male coworkers
If you're a feminist upset with the election of Donald Trump as President, what can you do about it? You can't take it out on him, so chances are you do the next best thing, and be offensive to the men around you. The Times had an article about this, presenting this behavior as virtuous political protest:
Mutual funds for Grrrrls!
In the old days, when you were shopping for a mutual fund to invest in, you'd want to know its past financial history. You'd want to know its rate of return. You'd want to know what it invests in.
Harvard shuts down soccer team for secretly rating girls
Harvard University shut down its men's soccer team because men on the team secretly rated the attractiveness of girls on the girl's soccer team.
NYT says Trump triggers mass hysteria among rape victims
The New York Times is reporting that many victims of rape are running to therapists because of the mere possibility that Donald Trump could get elected president.
Feminists complain Wonder Woman's costume too revealing
The United Nations has made the fictional character Wonder Woman an "honorary ambassador" for the "empowerment of women and girls." The United Nations must believe that women, by virtue of being women, are subservient and obedient and need liberating. Do you think this is going to be a campaign aimed at Muslim countries?
The new trend: parents who hope for girls, not boys
The toxic poison of feminism has caused a lot of damage to society, devaluing and degrading men. Is it any surprise, then, that brainwashed women and even some brainwashed men are hoping to only give birth to daughters, and not sons?
Pubic hair donation to Trump campaign shows hypocrisy of feminists
A woman named Emily Robinson cut off some of her pubic hair and mailed it to Donald Trump's campaign as a "donation", writing
How do drunk women know they have been raped?
California is about to pass a law that would make it easier for women to cry rape even when they were drunk or unconscious at the time
Women athletes get breast reduction surgery to compete
There is a disturbing trend among women participating in the Olympics--many of them simply have no breasts. When they are wearing their tight Olympic outfits, they look like boys with long hair. Some of them have done this by starving themselves. Others have actually had breast reduction surgery. They make themselves flat chested because they think they can compete better--in effect, they mutilate themselves in the hopes of winning a medal.
"Splash" being remade with male mermaid
The old Tom Hanks movie Splash, where Darryl Hannah played a sexy mermaid, is being remade and Channing Tatum is playing the mermaid.
Mistress Suppressors popular in China
Chinese women who suspect their husbands are having sex with a mistress are hiring Mistress dispellers, to get rid of the mistresses!
Marissa Mayer makes $220 million for selling Yahoo in fire sale
Marissa Mayer, who was hired to turn Yahoo around, has just sold Yahoo's assets in a fire sale for $4.8 billion dollars to Verizon, a mockery of a company which once had a valuation of $140 billion dollars. But we've also just learned that for her expertise Mayer will be collectively paid about $220 million for her efforts in the past four years. That's about 5% of the value of Yahoo!
Elizabeth Warren finally reveals she hates men
Elizabeth Warren finally comes out of the closet and admits she hates men:
Liberals upset by lack of rape on college campuses
If an alien came to earth and read our newspapers, he would have to be convinced that there are 100 times more rapes on college campuses than there are by Muslims in the Middle East. That's because the press focuses on the rare instances of the former while nearly totally ignoring the latter.
Chinese women getting bank loans with nude photos
Chinese women are getting loans by offering nude photos as collateral. The theory is that if their lender has a nude photo, they are much more likely to repay the loan or else the lender will publicize the photo to family and friends.
When it comes to rape, Islam > Feminism
In Germany women are being groped and raped, but not only is the media covering it up, but many liberal german women are as well, because they don't want Muslims blamed for the acts they do.
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