New "Alien" movie features gay couple repopulating planet


If you're a fan of the "Aliens" movies, which of the following do you recognize as being in the contemporary standard formula of "Aliens" films?
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Would you let Milo Yiannopoulos babysit your young boys?


If you had young boys, would you let Breitbart's Milo Yiannopoulos babysit? Milo, who calls himself a gay conservative, was initially invited to speak at CPAC this year, but was uninvited when a video surfaced apparently showing Milo endorsing grown men having sexual relationships with young boys.
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Why are feminine men attracted to electric cars?


I was listening to an NPR report on the Chevy Bolt, an electric car which is very reasonably priced (if you're a millionaire), runs as long as a gasoline powered car (if you cut a hole in the gas tank), whose car battery doesn't explode (as long as you don't drive it), and is secure in a collision as a Sherman Tank (made of Jello). But the thing that struck me was how most of the people being interviewed, the people who were interested or knowledgeable about electric cars, were mostly very feminine sounding men.
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Can you figure out the gender of the HuffPo's new Editor in Chief?


The Huffington Post named a new Editor in Chief yesterday, Lydia Polgreen. She has a lot going for her that the HuffPo would find appealing:
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Radical Islamic gay porn star spy caught in the act


Germany has arrested an Islamist spy who is also a homosexual Muslim porn star.
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Would Hillary's alleged affairs with women make her L,G,B,T... or Q?


The National Enquirer has reported that Hillary Clinton has had affairs with both men and women during her marriage to Bill Clinton. As a former Clinton operative said,
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Lesbian Professor felt oppressed at Columbia and American University


Tanya Paperny, a former lesbian professor (former professor, still lesbian) opened up to the Washington Post about how she lived in fear during her years teaching at places like Columbia and American University, afraid to show her lesbianism for fear of a hostile working environment.
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Gays oppose referendum on gay marriage in Australia


Gays are opposing a proposed referendum on gay marriage in Australia, even though a majority of the population probably supports it. But the left doesn't want to take any chances; they don't want people to decide the issue, they want it decided by an unelected judge, where the outcome won't be in doubt and can be imposed on the population, Soviet-style.
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Scientists find way for gay men to make babies


Scientists have found a way to make babies using only sperm, with no eggs. That means that gay men can now have babies. However they will still have to be put into an incubator, because science has not progressed enough to allow a baby to grow inside a man's rectum. But now women are no longer required for the creation part, apparently.
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Lesbians simulate sex acts to protest law abiding gun owners


Lesbian students at the University of Texas, outraged that law abiding students are now permitted to carry guns for their own protection, staged a sexual protest, playing with dildos. I guess they don't want men shooting with guns... or anything else.
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Scientists find molestation, not genetics, determines homosexuality


Scientists at John Hopkins have determined that there is no evidence supporting a genetic or biological basis for homosexuality.
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Gay Naked Times Square man discusses his attraction to Trump


Krit McClean, the naked homosexual man who ran around Times Square screaming for Donald Trump, explained his actions to the New York Post:
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Should our warships be named after gays or dead apes?


There is a debate raging over whether to name a navy warship after a gay or a dead ape. The homosexual, Harvey Milk, was a prominent activist promoting dangerous anal sex among homosexuals which spread AIDS. This made him a hero for the left, and caused Obama to decide to name a warship after him. But now a petition has been filed with the White House stating that instead of naming a warship for a gay sex activist, the warship should be named for Harambe, the ape who was killed when a child entered his habitat.
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Republican convention has more speakers praising gay sex than heterosexuality


It was odd to see billionaire Peter Thiel speaking at the Republican convention. He was picked simply because he likes gay sex. He went up there and announced that he was proud that he likes gay sex.
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Mr. Sulu announces he likes gay sex in Star Trek Beyond


In the upcoming Star Trek Beyond film, the character of Mr. Sulu will announce that he enjoys homosexual sex.
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Federal judges say conservative laws on gay marriage & abortion not permitted


Federal judges have ruled that conservative legislators are not permitted by law to enact legislation limiting abortion or gay marriage. However liberal rules on abortion or gay marriage, even if they aren't passed by law, even if they are simply the ruling of a judge or an executive order of the president, are perfectly legal if done to promote abortion or homosexual marriage.
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Gay Naked Man In Times Square wants Donald Trump


A homosexual male model who has posed for "Out" magazine went to New York City's Times Square and took off his clothes. Then he climb the tickets booth and started dancing. When police approached he danced, hopped like a bunny rabbit, and wiggled his ass suggestively at heavily obese cops as if he wanted them to make love to him, all the while demanding to know where Donald Trump was.
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Military admitting men dressed as women, but not men dressed as Star Wars characters


Obama is forcing the military to admit transvestites, men dressed as women and women dressed as men. This will do wonders for morale in the barracks and group showers. There is nothing like going into battle being led by a man in a skirt and high heels.
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Obama makes gay bar into national park


President Obama has designated a gay bar in New York City as a national monument, sort of like a national park. Usually Monuments are big tracts of land that people go hiking in.
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NYT: Conservative opposition to gay marriage causes muslims to kill gays


The New York Times blamed the massacre of 49 Muslims in Orlando not on radical islam, but conservatives.
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Liberals on gay massacre: we need fewer guns and more muslims


In the wake of the massacre by a Afghan Muslim at the gay nightclub in Orlando that killed 50 or more people, I rushed to look at the comments on liberal news sites. Nearly none of them blamed the shooter. They were all talking about guns.
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Canada's top court oks beastiality


Canada's highest court has given a green light for beastiality.
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20,000 lesbians have sex with random partners in the desert


Lesbians have a wild sex festival every year in Palm Springs.
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Wheaties to feature homosexual athlete who spread AIDS blood


Wheaties is putting Olympic diver Greg Louganis on the cover of its cereal boxes.
Louganis is famous for
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Breitbart pushes homosexual lifestyle with flaming reporter


Did you know that I like to sleep with women? Did you need to know that in order to read this article? Probably not. But Breitbart wants you to know that one of its leading reporters is a homosexual. His name is Milo Yiannopoulos and he talks about being homosexual constantly.
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