Brainwashed children being used to sue government over global warming
The Supreme Court allowed a lawsuit against the government to proceed alleging that the government has caused "global warming" which has harmed the teenage litigants. I think these kids are the environmental equivalent of suicide bombers, set to detonate within our legal system in the hopes of destroying industry and commerce.
Young, dumb teenage girls form doomsday cult to fight "global warming"
The bestselling computer game of 2018 is called Far Cry 5. It features a militant doomsday cult which takes over parts of America and tries to forcibly convince everyone that the world is about to end. That could never happen for real in America, could it?
Alaska extremely worried that climate change will bring warmer temperatures
What's the very worst thing you can imagine happening to Alaska? If you're a liberal, you fear warm weather! That's right, the liberals who run Alaska (the governor is a "former Republican" and the Lt. Governor is a "current Democrat"), are worried that Alaska, with its subzero temperatures, may be getting warmer.
De Blasio using frightening, Orwellian tactics to sue oil companies for bad weather
Commissar Bill De Blasio of New York is suing oil companies, claiming they caused global warming which in turn worsened the severity of Hurricane Sandy and damaged the city. The attempt by a commissar of the Left to shake down the engines of capitalism is hardly unprecedented. What is unprecedented, however, is the use of Orwellian doublethink required to prosecute such an endeavor.
Companies which "cause" global warming furious Trump won't penalize them
Many big companies are sorely disappointed that President Trump is pulling out of the Paris global warming agreement. Given the totally unproven nature of man-made global warming, this action has about the same importance as President Trump turning down a seat on the Jedi Council.
Stephen Hawking is a genius, when it comes to scamming people
You have to admire genius. The global warming crowd has been getting rich predicting that the world will end in the distant future in a dramatic fashion. We can never prove them wrong because their predictions are slated to occur far in the future.
Did the Prophet Mohammad really call on Muslims to fight global warming?
A hijabi opinion writer named Nana Firman wrote on CNN.com that the Prophet Mohammad ordered Muslims to fight global warming. So that's what the whole war with radical Islam, with the Taliban, Al Qaeda and the Islamic State is all about--global warming!
Trump EPA revisions force Enviros to deal with mental illness
President Trump's revisions to EPA's global warming regulations which killed jobs and had no basis in science has created a crisis of faith in the environmental community.
Barefoot Vegan Cross Country Climate Change Protestor Crushed by Car
Mark Baumer, a vegetarian man walking barefoot across the country to raise awareness of global warming, was struck and killed by a car in Florida. If you're wondering how he could afford to do this, he got a taxpayer funded poetry scholarship to pay for his expenses.
Explosive coolant being put into cars to fight global warming
A new kind of explosive coolant called HFO-1234yf is being put into cars to fight global warming.
Obama sacrificed over 1600 lives to the global warming religion in 2016
The New York Times had an article stating that vehicular deaths had jumped 10% in the first half of 2016. The Times was very careful, however, not to speculate on the cause.
Liberals fear global warming will destroy coffee
As part of the never ending series of articles entitled "Global warming will destroy _____", we have an article telling us that Global warming will lead to the end of coffee. Really.
Kids can sue govt for global warming, but not for debt
A commie Oregon judge has ruled that kids can sue the government for causing global warming. Never mind that
Liberals say global warming forcing people to eat excrement
According to liberals, global warming is causing people to eat and drink excrement:
Trump supporters believe in Global Warming
Guess what? Many Trump supporters believe in global warming:
Falsified temperature data shows 2015 hottest year ever
Falsified temperature data shows that 2015 was the hottest year ever. This exceeds the previous falsified record high of 2014, which exceeded the falsified record of 2013, and so on and so on.
Does global warming cause Islamic terrorism, or does Islamic terrorism cause global warming?
President Obama says that global warming can cause terrorism (he still can't bring himself to say the "I" word).
Who is better on global warming, Jeb Bush or Vladimir Putin?
You may be surprised to learn that when it comes to so-called global warming, Vladimir Putin is to the right of Jeb Bush.
Global Warming could liquidate Ayatolahs, Islamic State
Global warming has the potential to liquidate a lot of our enemies in the Persian Gulf.
By worshipping "science guy", liberals dumb down science and language
If you needed brain surgery, would you go to a "brain surgery guy?" If you needed someone to fly a plane, would you hire a "plane flying guy"? Of course you wouldn't. And yet too many people think Bill Nye, who is called a "science guy" is an expert on global warming.
Obama deeply worried about global warming in... Alaska
Obama is taking time off from Martha's Vineyards and his mobile 18 hole cabinet meetings to attend to the nation's most pressing need: to fight global warming in Alaska.
Liberal scientists say global warming, not illegals, worsening california drought
What would we do without liberal scientists, scientists who, in order to earn their paycheck, are required to find problems with whatever their grants pay for? In this case, they are required to find dangers from global warming; if they don't, their grants are cut off, and they have to get productive jobs, or get retrained to speak Spanish and deliver social services to families of Dreamers.
Scientists warning of global cooling once again!
Climate scientists are warning that we may be headed into a period of global cooling. If this sounds familiar it is because it is--global cooling was predicted in the 1970's to recreate another Ice Age. Of course, it didn't happen.
California spending drought money to prepare for flooding
California is currently experiencing a drought, probably caused by global warming, since such things are not naturally occuring phenomena. In response, California is spending nearly a billion dollars, mostly on things unrelated to drought. 660 million dollars is being spent to prepare for floods:
Harvard Study: global warming may end threat of mummies
For generations books, films, and TV has warned us of the danger of mummies. In their crypts they are relatively harmless, but when they rise from the dead and start strangling people, as they did in the Cotswolds of south central England in Doctor Who and the Pyramids of Mars, then they become a much greater threat.
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