How can banks discriminate against blacks in a free market economy?
The PBS Newshour, which I love for telling me what to think and when to think it, had a piece yesterday about a black lesbian woman who claimed she couldn't get a mortgage because racist banks wouldn't lend to a black person. When her Japanese lesbian partner applied for a loan, however, she quickly got it.
Help a black woman choose between black and white sperm donors
Have you ever vacillated over whether to buy a chocolate or vanilla ice cream cone, thinking to yourself, "Chocolate! Vanilla! Chocolate! Vanilla! Chocolate! No, vanilla!"? Now if you think that's a tough decision, imagine how much more difficult it would be for a black woman to choose between using a black or white sperm donor to impregnate herself.
Black racists enraged by Malia Obama's white boyfriend
Malia Obama, who is studying at Harvard University, has a boyfriend! But some black people on Twitter has questioned her choice in men, because Malia's new homey is white.
What happens when African-Americans becomes American-Africans?
Aljazeera, my #1 information source for unbiased and accurate news (heh heh heh), nonetheless had an interesting story about black people who left America and moved to Africa because of, you guessed it--racism!
CDC: Black men are better fathers than white men
The CDC, which I affectionately refer to as the Diseased Center of Control, has conducted a study showing that black men make better parents than white men. The study, conducted in 2013, came to light in a recent Washington Post article on the Post's favorite topic--you guessed it!--of racism.
Liberals triggered by famous Santa's helper named "Black Pete"
In parts of Europe (notably non-Islamic parts of the Netherlands and Belgium) there is a longstanding tradition of people dressing up as Santa Claus, and Santa having an assistant named "Black Pete". Black Pete, usually a person in blackface wearing outlandish dress, is a jovial, gay personality who amuses audiences with his vaudeville antics.
African witch doctors stealing baby parts to help politicians win elections
African moms have to be extra protective of their babies, especially during election time, because witch doctors steal their babies' body parts and use them to allegedly help politicians win elections.
No word, not even "N*gger", should be banned
There is something both delicious and disturbing in watching the loathsome Bill Maher apologize for saying the "N word" on his show, when he joked to Senator Ben Sasse that he could never work in the fields of a farm because he would be more comfortable as a "house n*gger":
Ancient Egyptians looked more like Eddie Fisher than Eddie Murphy
In liberal thinking it's very popular to rewrite history to make the Pharaohs black. I think it was all about the liberal ideal of building black self-esteem. There were no empires or castles or advanced civilizations in Sub-Saharan Africa, and liberals felt there was a gap to be filled. Liberal pop culture emulated this theme, to the point of unintentional parody, in Michael Jackson's "Remember the Time" video, where Jackson portrayed all the Egyptians as black and Eddie Murphy as their pharaoh.
Trump planning to trim "Get Whitey!" bureaucracy
There are thousands of bureaucrats in the federal government whose only job is to find racist white people. And sexist men. And non-progressive thinking people who don't want disguised men in girls' bathrooms. But in Trump's new budget he wants to cut back on some of this effort:
Supreme Court decides only Democrats can use race in gerrymandering
The Supreme Court decided that the Republican legislature in North Carolina impermissibly considered the racial rather than the partisan makeup of the state's population when drawing congressional districts.
Trayvon Martin, doing better, gets astronaut degree
You all probably remember Trayvon Martin, the celebrated black youth who was shot while trying to pound night watchman George Zimmerman's head into the pavement. To the left, Trayvon is a hero, a young man who was shot simply because he was black. To everyone else, he was a thug, with all the evidence, including the bruises on Zimmerman's head, pointing to the fact that Trayvon was trying to kill him when he got shot.
Liberals say King Kong=black people
With a new King Kong movie coming out, a whole segment on NPR was devoted to proving that the fictional King Kong monster is actually a commentary on black people. The show interviewed Robin Means Coleman, a professor of Afroamerican studies at the University of Michigan who specializes in studying King Kong.
Introducing the Trayvon Martin computer game!
Trayvon Martin was the young man who was killed by neighborhood watch volunteer George Zimmerman after Martin tried to kill Zimmerman by pounding his head into the pavement. But since Trayvon was black and he was killed by a non-black, he was heralded as a national hero. Obama himself even said that if he had a son, he might have been just like Trayvon.
Is Yale on the verge of changing its name?
My alma mater, Yale University, embroiled in the latest PC controversy about the renaming of one of its dormitories, or residential colleges, named after John C. Calhoun, has announced a process under which students may petition to have the name of Calhoun College (or any other residential college) changed. One wonders however, if this will only be the beginning, rather than the end, because Yale itself is also named for someone connected to the slave trade, Elihu Yale.
Why do millions of black people try to dye their skin white?
Why do so many black people try to lighten the color of their skin? The situation has gotten so bad in Ghana, where up to 70% of women do it, that the country has passed a law against it.
Is it racist to ask a black man with dreadlocks for drugs?
The New York Times had a long front page article about a gay black man named Isaiah Lopaz living in Berlin who is so irritated by racism that he wears shirts with the questions he gets asked, one of them being does he know where narcotics can be bought.
Jeff Sessions accused of making racist comments 35 years ago
Senator Jeff Sessions, who is reportedly a leading candidate to be Attorney General or Secretary of Defense in the Trump administration, has been accused in a front page article in The New York Times of making racist statements 35 years ago.
Stephen Bannon appointment triggers surge of Whiteophobia
Stephen Bannon's appointment as Chief Strategist for Donald Trump has triggered a disturbing surge of Whiteophobia in the media. Whiteophobia is the irrational fear of white people, and the fear that white people might do you harm, even in a white majority country where Asian and African-like massacres, rapes, and genocide are unknown; even in a country where tens of millions of non-white immigrants flood through the borders; even in a country where white rulers have been doing their best for decades to make America as non-white as possible thorugh unchecked immigration.
New York Times writer says black penises sorely underrepresented on television
A gay black New York Times writer named Wesley Morris sees racism in the fact that there are so few black penises on television.
Lesbian artist produces masterful painting of bearded Michelle Obama
Lesbian artist J. Muse proves that gender identity can be a fluid concept, at least when it comes to Michelle Obama. Muse produced a painting of Michelle Obama where Mrs. Obama, if not openly bearded, appears to have a very strong 4 o'clock shadow.
Was Snoopy fired by Metlife for being too white?
After more than 30 years of using Snoopy as its mascot, the insurer Metlife is parting ways with the famous beagle from Peanuts.
Video of police gently detaining drunk black man outrages liberals
A video has been released showing the police in Eden, Minnesota, being brutally, brutally gentle to a drunken black man who was walking in the middle of a busy street.
New York Times: Michelle Obama has good rhythm because she's black
Have you ever seen Michelle Obama dance on TV, realize what a good dancer she is, and wonder why she has such good rhythm? Well, wonder no more. The New York Times has the answer: because she's black.
Man complains to noisy black neighbor, makes national news
The Washington Post felt it was headline news when a man living in an apartment building complained to his neighbor about noise late at night:
Search Topic Areas
o Phony global warming
o Gun control
o Hillary Rotten Clinton
o Homosexual agenda
o Illegal aliens
o Jeb Bush
o Marco Rubio
o Pop culture
o Radical islam
o Rand Paul
o Reverse Racism
o Scott Walker
o Ted Cruz
o Transvestite agenda
NewsMachete.com Copyright 2015