African witch doctors stealing baby parts to help politicians win elections


African moms have to be extra protective of their babies, especially during election time, because witch doctors steal their babies' body parts and use them to allegedly help politicians win elections.
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No word, not even "N*gger", should be banned


There is something both delicious and disturbing in watching the loathsome Bill Maher apologize for saying the "N word" on his show, when he joked to Senator Ben Sasse that he could never work in the fields of a farm because he would be more comfortable as a "house n*gger":
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Ancient Egyptians looked more like Eddie Fisher than Eddie Murphy


In liberal thinking it's very popular to rewrite history to make the Pharaohs black. I think it was all about the liberal ideal of building black self-esteem. There were no empires or castles or advanced civilizations in Sub-Saharan Africa, and liberals felt there was a gap to be filled. Liberal pop culture emulated this theme, to the point of unintentional parody, in Michael Jackson's "Remember the Time" video, where Jackson portrayed all the Egyptians as black and Eddie Murphy as their pharaoh.
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Trump planning to trim "Get Whitey!" bureaucracy


There are thousands of bureaucrats in the federal government whose only job is to find racist white people. And sexist men. And non-progressive thinking people who don't want disguised men in girls' bathrooms. But in Trump's new budget he wants to cut back on some of this effort:
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Supreme Court decides only Democrats can use race in gerrymandering


The Supreme Court decided that the Republican legislature in North Carolina impermissibly considered the racial rather than the partisan makeup of the state's population when drawing congressional districts.
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Trayvon Martin, doing better, gets astronaut degree


You all probably remember Trayvon Martin, the celebrated black youth who was shot while trying to pound night watchman George Zimmerman's head into the pavement. To the left, Trayvon is a hero, a young man who was shot simply because he was black. To everyone else, he was a thug, with all the evidence, including the bruises on Zimmerman's head, pointing to the fact that Trayvon was trying to kill him when he got shot.
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Liberals say King Kong=black people


With a new King Kong movie coming out, a whole segment on NPR was devoted to proving that the fictional King Kong monster is actually a commentary on black people. The show interviewed Robin Means Coleman, a professor of Afroamerican studies at the University of Michigan who specializes in studying King Kong.
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Introducing the Trayvon Martin computer game!


Trayvon Martin was the young man who was killed by neighborhood watch volunteer George Zimmerman after Martin tried to kill Zimmerman by pounding his head into the pavement. But since Trayvon was black and he was killed by a non-black, he was heralded as a national hero. Obama himself even said that if he had a son, he might have been just like Trayvon.
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Is Yale on the verge of changing its name?


My alma mater, Yale University, embroiled in the latest PC controversy about the renaming of one of its dormitories, or residential colleges, named after John C. Calhoun, has announced a process under which students may petition to have the name of Calhoun College (or any other residential college) changed. One wonders however, if this will only be the beginning, rather than the end, because Yale itself is also named for someone connected to the slave trade, Elihu Yale.
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Why do millions of black people try to dye their skin white?


Why do so many black people try to lighten the color of their skin? The situation has gotten so bad in Ghana, where up to 70% of women do it, that the country has passed a law against it.
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Is it racist to ask a black man with dreadlocks for drugs?


The New York Times had a long front page article about a gay black man named Isaiah Lopaz living in Berlin who is so irritated by racism that he wears shirts with the questions he gets asked, one of them being does he know where narcotics can be bought.
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Jeff Sessions accused of making racist comments 35 years ago


Senator Jeff Sessions, who is reportedly a leading candidate to be Attorney General or Secretary of Defense in the Trump administration, has been accused in a front page article in The New York Times of making racist statements 35 years ago.
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Stephen Bannon appointment triggers surge of Whiteophobia


Stephen Bannon's appointment as Chief Strategist for Donald Trump has triggered a disturbing surge of Whiteophobia in the media. Whiteophobia is the irrational fear of white people, and the fear that white people might do you harm, even in a white majority country where Asian and African-like massacres, rapes, and genocide are unknown; even in a country where tens of millions of non-white immigrants flood through the borders; even in a country where white rulers have been doing their best for decades to make America as non-white as possible thorugh unchecked immigration.
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New York Times writer says black penises sorely underrepresented on television


A gay black New York Times writer named Wesley Morris sees racism in the fact that there are so few black penises on television.
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Lesbian artist produces masterful painting of bearded Michelle Obama


Lesbian artist J. Muse proves that gender identity can be a fluid concept, at least when it comes to Michelle Obama. Muse produced a painting of Michelle Obama where Mrs. Obama, if not openly bearded, appears to have a very strong 4 o'clock shadow.
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Was Snoopy fired by Metlife for being too white?


After more than 30 years of using Snoopy as its mascot, the insurer Metlife is parting ways with the famous beagle from Peanuts.
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Video of police gently detaining drunk black man outrages liberals


A video has been released showing the police in Eden, Minnesota, being brutally, brutally gentle to a drunken black man who was walking in the middle of a busy street.
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New York Times: Michelle Obama has good rhythm because she's black


Have you ever seen Michelle Obama dance on TV, realize what a good dancer she is, and wonder why she has such good rhythm? Well, wonder no more. The New York Times has the answer: because she's black.
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Man complains to noisy black neighbor, makes national news


The Washington Post felt it was headline news when a man living in an apartment building complained to his neighbor about noise late at night:
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Libs hint that armed black suspects should be allowed to fire first


The New York Times had an article examining the need for police to shoot Keith Scott, a black man who was discovered by police with marijuana and a gun. A video shows Mr. Scott being shot after being repeatedly told by his wife "Keith, Don't do it!" and being told repeatedly by cops to "Drop your gun!"
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Liberals say numbers 1,2, 12, 13, & 18 are racist


Liberal "hate watch" groups like the Anti-Defamation League used to have legitimacy when they fought obvious purveyors of hate. But now, especially when the organization is headed by Obama stooge Jonathan Greenblatt, the organization has simply become a mouthpiece for leftist advocacy:
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Liberal professor admits liberal professors are racist


A liberal woman professor named Marybeth Gasman (she farts a lot) at the University of Pennsylvania says that Ivy League schools don't have many minority professors because professors who hire at these schools, who are presumably 110% liberal, are racist against minorities:
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Racist police targeting blacks who have guns and drugs


It has just been revealed that Keith Scott, the black man who was shot and killed by police in Charlotte, NC, had drugs and a gun on him.
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Congressman apologizes for calling racist black rioters racist


A congressman had to apologize for calling black rioters in Charlotte, North Carolina, racist, even though the black rioters are targeting white people and beating them senseless.
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What's missing from the new African American Museum?


What's missing from the new African American Smithsonian Museum?
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